They utilized the time incredibly well and several stayed after school to work together.
I, on the other hand, had a wildly unproductive day as I spent most of it trying to get the formatting of my assessments the way that I want them.
Reason number 49,244,036 why I love Twitter:
Yikes! Can we answer any questions for you?— Microsoft Office (@Office) September 20, 2018
Turns out, the answer was "Yes! They COULD answer some questions for me."
But, in true Microsoft style, they answered questions I didn't ask, such as how to place a picture in Word when using a MAC. They linked me to a generic FAQ site that was 90% unrelated to my query.
So it turns out that Clippy is alive and well! He is now running the Microsoft social media account.